How to marry more than 1 in Malaysia

Got this on some site.. interesting... hehehe

We all know that polygamy is not allowed in Malaysia except for Muslim. Polygamy according to www.dictionary.com <http://www.dictionary.com> mean "The condition or practice of having more than one spouse at one time." So that mean, a man cannot have two wives or a woman cannot have two husband. But, what if a person who has two spouse with different gender? Let''s look at the example below :-

Joanne is a bisexual. Although she is married to John but at the same time she is deeply in love with Jane too. John is extremely open minded and understanding, he does not complain about Joanne's extra marrital relationship with Jane. One day, Joanne and Jane decided to get marry, in some hippies land as a lesbian couple. John does not complain at all.

When Joanne and Jane return to Malaysia, Joanne is charged in Court for practising polygamy.
"Joanne, how many husband do you have?" asked the public prosecutor
"one only wor."
"then what is Jane to you."
"my wife lar"
The public prosecutor has to drop his case because homosexual marriage is not recognisable in Malaysia. Hence, Joanne does not commit any polygamy.