Thursday, April 20, 2006

Fishing in Tow Foo (yes name of the place!)

Yes, yes... i know i haven't been updating my blog....

So here's a video of me... trying the get the one.... that got away.... sigh....

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Party!!!!


Everyone is invited to my birthday bash!!!!

Date: 2 Apr 06 (I gurantee you this is no Apr Fool's Prank!!)
Time: 5PM
Venue: MY HOME

Free flow of drinks ... and other stuff lar... hehehe

Whoever interested please call me.... and if u don't know how to come to my house... i'll sent you a map...

Argh... soli to All...changed date to this sunday Not apr fool lar... got some family matters...

Friday, March 17, 2006

Sea Fishing trip to Sasaran - Near Kuala Selangor

Yes yes, i know I haven't been updating my blog for a Loooong time, so as to let you know what i've been busy with....here are some pics of my recent trip last weekend...


Pulau Angsa lor...
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1st catch of the day...This Pari actually gave birth to 2 small little paris after landing it...forgot to take pic 1st before releasing them...
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I think this is the Ikan Duri...
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PehChoh!! Good fight!!
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So, overall quite a fun trip... we also got quite a few gelama's and ikan duri... but no point take pic of small small fish..kekeke

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Kids says the darndest things..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


*****


A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around
to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was
working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."


*****


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."


*****


One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on
her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?


*****


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."


*****


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I
stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


*****


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple
tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table

was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Know about persons...

This is good... 


1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Grammy

Well i din't watch the grammy's but a colleague of mind told me about this cool collaboration between Old School and hip hop...cool... but kinda sounds funny at the end though...

Eminem

Heard this song on Radio while I was driving home alone that day... almost had tears flowing through my eyes (check out the bolded parts)... just thought that I share with u guys... and since I've noticed a lot of ppl also lazy (like me) to write stuff in their blog, just cut & paste lyrics... hahaha

EMINEM LYRICS

"When I'm Gone"

[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"

I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill

Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Curtains closing and sounds of footsteps]

Monday, February 06, 2006

CNY day 9 - Bai Tien Gong

Yes, I know that it's been sometime since I've updated my blog. Been bz...

Anywayz, just want to show you some pics from yesterday night. This year, it's a bit quiet since only 1 of my brother came back for the "bai Tien Gong" session. Last year, almost all my family members were around including Adam and Donny... which was really crowded and happening.

However, we still had the usual huge lump of "gold" right in front of the house...and heard quite a lot of fireworks around, as well as a number of "hong ming deng" flying in the skies

For those of you who don't know what is "Bai Tien Gong", it is actually one of the festivals celebrated by mainly the Hokkien community. It is said that the Hokkiens treat the 9th day of the 1st month of the Lunar calendar as the 1st day of the New Year. I not so sure how the story goes already, something about the people hiding in sugar cane estates during the war and only came out to celebrate the new year on the 9th, hence u'll find sugar canes being used for every one of this festival.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Geisha

Wuahahaha, check this out.



Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Happy NeW YeaRz!!!

Happy new years everyone!! As a new year present, please click on the video below which I took from Titiwangsa (was talking to Shu Jien on the phone...real funny!) for the fireworks show in KLCC. It was nothing if you compared to the one in Taipei 101 or the one in London. Just click on the youtube icon on the video is you wish to see more...