Who is Gabriel?

If you are wondering who is Gabriel (from my previous post) , let me show you a picture of him. As you can see in this picture(right), he is trying to get a d*ck from a statue to call it his own...since he lost his....

And this is the car he drives.... (bottom)

A visit to Uncle Lim's

Adam called and said that he had free rooms at Genting. But we were only going up about 9.30PM.

So, after everyone met up at Adam's place and some "accurate" directions from our Pahang Girl (yes, I'm refering to you Ja-koo-leen) we reach gotong Jaya for some food at one of "tong sui" shops.

By the time we reach the top, it was already about 12! but suprisingly there were still quite a lot of ppl walking about. We went straight to the 1st world after that (after Adam said the rooms were at 1st World), after seraching around at the 14th floor we couldn't find our room number! Then we went down and ask one of the people where our room was. Then only Adam found out that we were at the wrong hotel! The Cards showing very clearly "Resort Hotel".

After arriving at the resort hotel, we were quite surprised that the room was quite big and it has a view! (cos everytime I also go to 1st world the rooms are like freakin' small and the only view is the wall! maybe cos we pay for the cheapest ones...)

A visit to Uncle Lim's lair, and 100 bucks flew away. Well, at least he does a lot of charity work... hahaha...

After a lot of picture taking... I got like about 80 over pics in my camera and I think Pris took quite a few as well... (Pris, let me know how I can get those photos from you?)

Please find the pics at photos.yahoo.com/lee_.rm

Let me know if you can't access the photos, (not too sure why there was some problems on it) i'll sent you the invites...

Oh yeah.. did i mentioned Ryan was drunk!?!? what did you all do to him lar?

After a short nap, some of us had to get back to KL, cos we had to work! not like those lucky ppl... :'(

That day at work I was practically half dead... suprisingly was able to last the whole day (without much fishing...)

But went home that day and slept at about 9PM... still not enough sleep..came to work like zombie today....

What Happen to Gabriel...

On a flight to Chicago, Gabriel had made several attempts to get into the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch!

Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought.

Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.

Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying  his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large! Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies rest-room was more than just a rest-room, it is a tender and loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

The Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.

Your dick is under your pillow."

Gabriel Never Listen.......

 

The beach, the sand and the Wild Boar

Me and the gang decided to make a trip to Kuantan today. Leaving at about 11.30PM we arrived in beautiful Kuantan (which is my home town, but have not been there for years…) after a 2 & a half hour trip with lots of stops.

We went straight to the Teluk Cempedak beach as soon as we arrived. After some walking by the beach we found a spot to hang out. So the liquors were out with some cokes and pepsi’s. No one actually drank much, can’t even finish half a bottle of JD’s that night and there goes the crowd....(see left pic)

Oh yeah, there was also a wild boar (which some of us thought it was a dog at first) wondering around the beach the whole night searching for food, but the fella was just running too fast while we were surrounding it for a picture and the low light conditions don’t help as well.

Hanging out the whole night at the beach some best friends and with a drink in your hand beats any night out clubbing. I haven’t had such a good time for quite a long time.

Although it was quite cloudy that day, but we still manage to see the beautiful sunrise on the beach (check out the sunrise at the back!).

Guys…. When will be the next trip? Kuala Selangor next weekend? Please go to http://photos.yahoo.com/lee_.rm for the rest of the photos I took.

I have made some touch up on the photos. Hope it looks better now. can't increase the gamma too much, cos it'll affect the quality of the photo....

Melissa Theuriau

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A search in google reveals tons of fan sites som more...
Me and my colleagues are practically salavating today....check out the tan...

damn those lucky french!

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Saturday 9 July

While walking in 1 Utama with a friend, she suddenly suggested to get one of those temporary tattoos, feeling stressed out lately I said: “OK, come on I’ll have one also” so we went to one of the small tattoo shops at the corner. So we each selected a picture, she selected one of the heart shaped ones, and me? A shark! Hehe. Hers was RM20 and mine was RM35 (nothing comes cheap nowadays huh!) She was the 1st to have the tattoo on so we were deciding where to put it… I suggested to put on her arm, but she still couldn’t decide. So the “tattoo artist” suggested to have it on her chest, just below the collar bone. Knowing that she’s quite sensitive about “that” area I said to her again to put it on her arm. But she went ahead with having it on the chest. Then, while the person was drawing the picture on her chest she kept looking at me signaling that she’s not comfortable with having a guy resting his hands on her chest. I was like thinking, you should have thought have that before right? (She kept pestering about it after that saying it was my fault some more)

Now came the interesting part, a girl came in asking if she could have her ear pierced, but hesitated and said she will come back later. Then something came through my mind “I always wanted to have my ear pierced since years ago.” So I asked my friend about the idea, then she said “ you sure? After my mom won’t let you in the house (since I said I’d go her place to fix her PC). If you do it you’ll have to pay for my tattoo!”. I hesitated for a while there but went on with it anyway… don’t want to think much about it. (also because it was only RM6! Still better than a RM35 tattoo that’ll come of after 2 weeks!) So the girl at the shop sprayed something on my ear I used the piercing gun and… “ketuck!” quite painful, but just for a short while… hey! looks cool. She told me that I can’t take it off for at least 2-3 days. Then came the shocking reality… how am I suppose to go to work?! Although my mom will be quite shocked as well, but shouldn’t be a big problem. But what the heck, I was thinking “fire me if they want to” …


After having dinner at the Beef noodle shop in kl. We head towards KLCC to buy the movie tickets. While queuing, Adam asked me if I have booked the correct date for fantastic four, since it won't be out until this coming Thursday. I was pretty sure that it was since ticket bookings usually allows only 2 days advance bookings and I assumed it was one of those sneak previews. Only to find out when buying the tickets were for 13 July which is 4 days later…how embarrassing. And to the guys… my apologies. I was expecting to watch Fantastic 4 as well. After that we watched long winded Batman begins instead. Not to bad if you are a batman fan I would say, but nothing much to shout about.

Joke of the Day.

> > > Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad
> > > for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.
> > >
> > > He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall
> > > outside the clinic. The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleased
> > > to find that the name plate was already put up. But he was greatly annoyed
> > > by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and
> > > took him to task.
> > >
> > > "How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay.
> > > I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name
> > > right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
> > >
> > > The designer apologized and promised to make the immediately. Without
> > > further delay, he proceed to change the name but found that the word
> > > "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to
> > > make it easier to read.
> > >
> > > The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the
> > > name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST

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How to save on your Ebay Fees

Have you ever been delighted after a huge sale on Ebay. . .only to find out that your massive profit margin was whittled away by fee after fee after fee after fee?

Ebay charged you to list your item; they charged you to add pictures; they charged you to add upgrades; they charged you to use a template; they charged you to put your auction up at a certain time; and then, on top of everything else. . .they charged you AGAIN for closing the sale.

At this point, you would have been happy to walk away from your huge sale with the shirt on your back. But no. Paypal arrived on the scene to process your transaction for a small fee - your shirt.

. . .and there you sat at your computer, frustrated and shirtless. You were probably ready to just throw your hands up in dispair and quit selling on Ebay.

But you didn’t. You stuck with it. Maybe you haven’t had any success on Ebay since then, but what matters is that you stuck with it. And that is easily the most important part about selling on Ebay: sticking with it until you get that breakthrough.

And for that, I am going to reward you by showing you some simple tricks I have used to prevent the fee-mongers from extracting all of my profits. Hopefully this will help you to do the same and find your breakthrough.

The first method is using free hosting services for all of your auction pictures. If you sell a lot of small items on Ebay, this will save you a considerable amount of money in fees. If you only sell large items, this will allow you to cut back on unncessary fees on each auction.

I personally suggest using Geocities.com for this. All you have to do is upload the pictures you want in your auctions and then then reference them in the actual auctions.

The second fee-saving method I suggest is creating or purchasing a template for your auctions. I personally suggest learning HTML, which doesn’t take very long, and using it to create your own template.

In the long run, this will save you a lot of time and frustration, as you will be able to create the exact look and feel you want for your auctions.

However, if you don’t have the time to learn HTML, you can either purchase a template online for a dollar or less or you could have one professionally- created to fit your specifications at elance.com.

Not only will this save you additional auction fees on Ebay, but it will boost your credibility as a seller, potentially raising the amount of bids you receive--and subsequently increasing your profit-margin

The third and last method I will go over involves improving the mechanics of your auction, so you can pull just as many customers as a featured listing would, but without using one.

This is actually quite simple. All you have to do is carefully construct your title to accomplish the following two goals: 1) include as many targeted, high-traffic keywords as possible; and 2) form a coherent and compelling message that will entice these new streams of traffic to click through to your auction.

If you can achieve a better balance than what you have right now, you will notice an enormous boost in traffic. In fact, it can easily be the difference between 25 auction visitors and 250!

Some people make a full-time income buying from the auctions that get 25 visitors and then reselling with this tactic, which gets them 250.

By now, you know what you need to do to cut a serious chunk out of your Ebay seller’s fees. Put this to work in your auctions - and you could be seeing that breakthrough I talked about in a matter of weeks.

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Joke of the Day

Bigger Breasts

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herslef, asking him
how she looks.

One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts our too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion,
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day get a peice of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a peice of toilet
paper, standing in front of the mirror and rubbing it between
her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "Oh, they'll
grow larger over a period of years." he replied. The wife stops.
"Why do you think rubbing a peice of tiolet paper between my
breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" The
husband shrugs, "It worked for your ass didn't it?"

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REASONS WHY ALCOHOL IS GOOD FOR THE HUMAN SPECIES......

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell
happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite s e x without
spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,
of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

Feeling bored in the office?

Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Sound confusing? Well
read on..........

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one
other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within
sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in" the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

 

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