Ah Long Bukt Beruntung

This is really Farnee...

For you all who haven't watch it yet...

you all can download it from http://savefile.com/files3.php?fid=8163371

If you click on the link and goes to a webpage... just go back and click again, it should download straight.

By the way the file is about 3 MB, so for dialup users... may need to wait a while

Hurah!! Finally found a Free site that can host files for free!!! Unlimited File uploads... but 60MB max file size (per file that is) ... good enuff for me!!

For you all interested can check out

http://www.savefile.com/index.php?aff=38837

R3VELATION @ PD

Last week was really busy... after i came back from Kuching, we were off to PD for the Revelation the next day... don't have much time to tell you what happened... you can check out Adam's blog for that...the Photos will be at the usual place...

Kuching Trip

I don't really have much time updating my blog nowadays, since there are loads of work for me in the office ( I may need to work this weekend as well! sigh...). I guess that's why you've been seeing all my previous posts are mostly forwarded emails and stuff...

Anyway just a quick update, went for a trip to Kuching alone last thursday... had to conduct a training there all by myself. Had to go back on friday so not much time to visit any places; only had time to stroll around nearby the hotel... as you can see in the picture (see the Kucings' at the back?)

Learn Spanish!

Check this out, dudes.

Let's Learn Spanish together...

Do this right now and enjoy the blunder made by google.
1) open google
2) click "Language Tools"
3) Type "Ryan's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text'
4) select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.
5) Press Translate button and wait to traslate
6) now copy translated text from the above text and paste it in the
'Translate text'
7) select "Spanish to English" in below combo
8) Presss Translate button.
Enjoy

How to marry more than 1 in Malaysia

Got this on some site.. interesting... hehehe

We all know that polygamy is not allowed in Malaysia except for Muslim. Polygamy according to www.dictionary.com <http://www.dictionary.com> mean "The condition or practice of having more than one spouse at one time." So that mean, a man cannot have two wives or a woman cannot have two husband. But, what if a person who has two spouse with different gender? Let''s look at the example below :-

Joanne is a bisexual. Although she is married to John but at the same time she is deeply in love with Jane too. John is extremely open minded and understanding, he does not complain about Joanne's extra marrital relationship with Jane. One day, Joanne and Jane decided to get marry, in some hippies land as a lesbian couple. John does not complain at all.

When Joanne and Jane return to Malaysia, Joanne is charged in Court for practising polygamy.
"Joanne, how many husband do you have?" asked the public prosecutor
"one only wor."
"then what is Jane to you."
"my wife lar"
The public prosecutor has to drop his case because homosexual marriage is not recognisable in Malaysia. Hence, Joanne does not commit any polygamy.

Ryan!!! I told you not to play with the coke bottle.... but u just won't listen....

Cool Desktop Animation

This is one cool desktop animation that you must see....

Download it directly from KriegderIcons.doc

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Just to let you all know... you can also access this page with my name... hahaha

Meet Gaylord Focker.... need I say more?

Who is Gabriel?

If you are wondering who is Gabriel (from my previous post) , let me show you a picture of him. As you can see in this picture(right), he is trying to get a d*ck from a statue to call it his own...since he lost his....

And this is the car he drives.... (bottom)

A visit to Uncle Lim's

Adam called and said that he had free rooms at Genting. But we were only going up about 9.30PM.

So, after everyone met up at Adam's place and some "accurate" directions from our Pahang Girl (yes, I'm refering to you Ja-koo-leen) we reach gotong Jaya for some food at one of "tong sui" shops.

By the time we reach the top, it was already about 12! but suprisingly there were still quite a lot of ppl walking about. We went straight to the 1st world after that (after Adam said the rooms were at 1st World), after seraching around at the 14th floor we couldn't find our room number! Then we went down and ask one of the people where our room was. Then only Adam found out that we were at the wrong hotel! The Cards showing very clearly "Resort Hotel".

After arriving at the resort hotel, we were quite surprised that the room was quite big and it has a view! (cos everytime I also go to 1st world the rooms are like freakin' small and the only view is the wall! maybe cos we pay for the cheapest ones...)

A visit to Uncle Lim's lair, and 100 bucks flew away. Well, at least he does a lot of charity work... hahaha...

After a lot of picture taking... I got like about 80 over pics in my camera and I think Pris took quite a few as well... (Pris, let me know how I can get those photos from you?)

Please find the pics at photos.yahoo.com/lee_.rm

Let me know if you can't access the photos, (not too sure why there was some problems on it) i'll sent you the invites...

Oh yeah.. did i mentioned Ryan was drunk!?!? what did you all do to him lar?

After a short nap, some of us had to get back to KL, cos we had to work! not like those lucky ppl... :'(

That day at work I was practically half dead... suprisingly was able to last the whole day (without much fishing...)

But went home that day and slept at about 9PM... still not enough sleep..came to work like zombie today....

What Happen to Gabriel...

On a flight to Chicago, Gabriel had made several attempts to get into the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch!

Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought.

Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.

Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying  his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large! Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies rest-room was more than just a rest-room, it is a tender and loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

The Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.

Your dick is under your pillow."

Gabriel Never Listen.......

 

The beach, the sand and the Wild Boar

Me and the gang decided to make a trip to Kuantan today. Leaving at about 11.30PM we arrived in beautiful Kuantan (which is my home town, but have not been there for years…) after a 2 & a half hour trip with lots of stops.

We went straight to the Teluk Cempedak beach as soon as we arrived. After some walking by the beach we found a spot to hang out. So the liquors were out with some cokes and pepsi’s. No one actually drank much, can’t even finish half a bottle of JD’s that night and there goes the crowd....(see left pic)

Oh yeah, there was also a wild boar (which some of us thought it was a dog at first) wondering around the beach the whole night searching for food, but the fella was just running too fast while we were surrounding it for a picture and the low light conditions don’t help as well.

Hanging out the whole night at the beach some best friends and with a drink in your hand beats any night out clubbing. I haven’t had such a good time for quite a long time.

Although it was quite cloudy that day, but we still manage to see the beautiful sunrise on the beach (check out the sunrise at the back!).

Guys…. When will be the next trip? Kuala Selangor next weekend? Please go to http://photos.yahoo.com/lee_.rm for the rest of the photos I took.

I have made some touch up on the photos. Hope it looks better now. can't increase the gamma too much, cos it'll affect the quality of the photo....

Melissa Theuriau

Melissa Theuriau


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Well in terms of highest paid, I'm not too sure... but most beautiful for sure in my Dictionary.
A search in google reveals tons of fan sites som more...
Me and my colleagues are practically salavating today....check out the tan...

damn those lucky french!

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Saturday 9 July

While walking in 1 Utama with a friend, she suddenly suggested to get one of those temporary tattoos, feeling stressed out lately I said: “OK, come on I’ll have one also” so we went to one of the small tattoo shops at the corner. So we each selected a picture, she selected one of the heart shaped ones, and me? A shark! Hehe. Hers was RM20 and mine was RM35 (nothing comes cheap nowadays huh!) She was the 1st to have the tattoo on so we were deciding where to put it… I suggested to put on her arm, but she still couldn’t decide. So the “tattoo artist” suggested to have it on her chest, just below the collar bone. Knowing that she’s quite sensitive about “that” area I said to her again to put it on her arm. But she went ahead with having it on the chest. Then, while the person was drawing the picture on her chest she kept looking at me signaling that she’s not comfortable with having a guy resting his hands on her chest. I was like thinking, you should have thought have that before right? (She kept pestering about it after that saying it was my fault some more)

Now came the interesting part, a girl came in asking if she could have her ear pierced, but hesitated and said she will come back later. Then something came through my mind “I always wanted to have my ear pierced since years ago.” So I asked my friend about the idea, then she said “ you sure? After my mom won’t let you in the house (since I said I’d go her place to fix her PC). If you do it you’ll have to pay for my tattoo!”. I hesitated for a while there but went on with it anyway… don’t want to think much about it. (also because it was only RM6! Still better than a RM35 tattoo that’ll come of after 2 weeks!) So the girl at the shop sprayed something on my ear I used the piercing gun and… “ketuck!” quite painful, but just for a short while… hey! looks cool. She told me that I can’t take it off for at least 2-3 days. Then came the shocking reality… how am I suppose to go to work?! Although my mom will be quite shocked as well, but shouldn’t be a big problem. But what the heck, I was thinking “fire me if they want to” …


After having dinner at the Beef noodle shop in kl. We head towards KLCC to buy the movie tickets. While queuing, Adam asked me if I have booked the correct date for fantastic four, since it won't be out until this coming Thursday. I was pretty sure that it was since ticket bookings usually allows only 2 days advance bookings and I assumed it was one of those sneak previews. Only to find out when buying the tickets were for 13 July which is 4 days later…how embarrassing. And to the guys… my apologies. I was expecting to watch Fantastic 4 as well. After that we watched long winded Batman begins instead. Not to bad if you are a batman fan I would say, but nothing much to shout about.

Joke of the Day.

> > > Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad
> > > for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.
> > >
> > > He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall
> > > outside the clinic. The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleased
> > > to find that the name plate was already put up. But he was greatly annoyed
> > > by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and
> > > took him to task.
> > >
> > > "How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay.
> > > I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name
> > > right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
> > >
> > > The designer apologized and promised to make the immediately. Without
> > > further delay, he proceed to change the name but found that the word
> > > "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to
> > > make it easier to read.
> > >
> > > The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the
> > > name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST

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How to save on your Ebay Fees

Have you ever been delighted after a huge sale on Ebay. . .only to find out that your massive profit margin was whittled away by fee after fee after fee after fee?

Ebay charged you to list your item; they charged you to add pictures; they charged you to add upgrades; they charged you to use a template; they charged you to put your auction up at a certain time; and then, on top of everything else. . .they charged you AGAIN for closing the sale.

At this point, you would have been happy to walk away from your huge sale with the shirt on your back. But no. Paypal arrived on the scene to process your transaction for a small fee - your shirt.

. . .and there you sat at your computer, frustrated and shirtless. You were probably ready to just throw your hands up in dispair and quit selling on Ebay.

But you didn’t. You stuck with it. Maybe you haven’t had any success on Ebay since then, but what matters is that you stuck with it. And that is easily the most important part about selling on Ebay: sticking with it until you get that breakthrough.

And for that, I am going to reward you by showing you some simple tricks I have used to prevent the fee-mongers from extracting all of my profits. Hopefully this will help you to do the same and find your breakthrough.

The first method is using free hosting services for all of your auction pictures. If you sell a lot of small items on Ebay, this will save you a considerable amount of money in fees. If you only sell large items, this will allow you to cut back on unncessary fees on each auction.

I personally suggest using Geocities.com for this. All you have to do is upload the pictures you want in your auctions and then then reference them in the actual auctions.

The second fee-saving method I suggest is creating or purchasing a template for your auctions. I personally suggest learning HTML, which doesn’t take very long, and using it to create your own template.

In the long run, this will save you a lot of time and frustration, as you will be able to create the exact look and feel you want for your auctions.

However, if you don’t have the time to learn HTML, you can either purchase a template online for a dollar or less or you could have one professionally- created to fit your specifications at elance.com.

Not only will this save you additional auction fees on Ebay, but it will boost your credibility as a seller, potentially raising the amount of bids you receive--and subsequently increasing your profit-margin

The third and last method I will go over involves improving the mechanics of your auction, so you can pull just as many customers as a featured listing would, but without using one.

This is actually quite simple. All you have to do is carefully construct your title to accomplish the following two goals: 1) include as many targeted, high-traffic keywords as possible; and 2) form a coherent and compelling message that will entice these new streams of traffic to click through to your auction.

If you can achieve a better balance than what you have right now, you will notice an enormous boost in traffic. In fact, it can easily be the difference between 25 auction visitors and 250!

Some people make a full-time income buying from the auctions that get 25 visitors and then reselling with this tactic, which gets them 250.

By now, you know what you need to do to cut a serious chunk out of your Ebay seller’s fees. Put this to work in your auctions - and you could be seeing that breakthrough I talked about in a matter of weeks.

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Joke of the Day

Bigger Breasts

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herslef, asking him
how she looks.

One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts our too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion,
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day get a peice of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a peice of toilet
paper, standing in front of the mirror and rubbing it between
her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "Oh, they'll
grow larger over a period of years." he replied. The wife stops.
"Why do you think rubbing a peice of tiolet paper between my
breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" The
husband shrugs, "It worked for your ass didn't it?"

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